Take The Stage And Deliver

snowpatrls:

keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

(via princessbunni)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via anus)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via takeachanceandflywithme)

0vulation:

I really need to just make out with someone right now

(via badtexter)

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage, via smurf217)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(via stefons-human-suitcase)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via highbadnesslevel)